WHY IS ONE BOOB ALWAYS BIGGER?!?!

Dude. I've always wondered. Now I will let all of you know.

Alright so first google answer?.....
"I've noticed before that my left breast is bigger than my right, but it wasn't that much bigger so I didn't really think anything of it. It's just like one arm being a little longer than the other one right? until recently... maybe the last couple of weeks, or over the past 2 months, i've noticed that my left one just keeps getting bigger and the right one stays the same... and the left one hurts aloooot too... does anyone know why?" I think that She needs to go to the hospital, not Yahoo answers...


Second answer: It is usually on the side of which hand they use, that the breast is larger.
I will have to read about why. 
Some women have such a discrepancy in the sizes that they need plastic surgery to correct the problem.
In general, most women have some degree of asymmetry (difference) between their two breasts. This difference can be seen as a difference in, shape, size or nipple height on the breast itself. In some women the inframammary creases may also be at different heights with one breast lower than the other.

Third Answer: You pretty much have every thing larger than the other.Like your arms, one arm is always going to be a little longer, same goes with your legs, and how big your eyes are; one eye is always bigger.So it's just normal.

I'm glad that God was like, Morgan I'm going to make 

everything about you symmetrical Except while everything is

 pretty much the same size and symmetrical, he forgot to

 make everything proportional. 

THIS CHEST IS TOO SMALL GOD!

YOU CAN PAY FOR MY IMPLANTS. FIX YOUR MISTAKES.

Just kidding. I'm alright with what I was given. Though A few inches vertically wouldn't hurt. 

Take your pants off now.

I'm looking at motivational posters, because I want some motivation...

No.

LOLOLOLOL.
 Oh how I wish I was this gangsta.


No cheese, means no cheese. Right?

^^ I don't know why. But it's so funny/


OKAY> I'll blog for REAL and maybe start using that fraggin' tumblr i think I still have.
So I remember posting about Instructions for life. I found the "Smart Ass Instructions for life"
SO for all of the smart asses in my life, here are your instructions.

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. (Especially when giving them grief.)
2. Memorize your favorite poem. (Teach foreigners the theme song to your favorite TV show and tell them it's a traditional American folk song about a fabled three hour tour.)
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. (But all-you-can-eat is okay.)
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. (...mean it as "I need regular sex and someone to listen to my problems at all hours of the night, and occasionally bail me out of jail, so you'll do until someone better comes along.")
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. (People will believe _anything_ if you look them in the eye.)
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. (Heck, be engaged at least six _times_ before you get married.)
7. Believe in love at first sight. (Believe in leprechauns, for that matter.)
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams(, unless they're, like, really, really stupid dreams).
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely(, unless it kills you).
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling(, you dickweed).
11. Don't judge people by their relatives. (But would you eat at a delicatessen run by Dennis Dahmer?)
12. Talk slow but think quick. (Shoot first and ask questions later.)
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" (But would Kenneth Starr accept it?)
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk(, and you'll probably lose.)
15. Call your mom. (Conduct a seance if necessary.)
16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. (They are infested with demons that must be banished.)
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")
18. Remember the three R's: (Rock 'n' roll radio?) Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions. (and remember that Revenge is the fourth R.)
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship(, unless it's about something important, like money or sex or who's right).
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)
21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice(, and then he'll think to himself "Aha. Here's a sucker who will buy my insurance/magazine/siding/religion.")
22. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to(, although technically it's illegal to marry a man/woman here in Virginia.) As you get older, his/her conversational skills will be as important as any other(, and you can always get a younger mistress for the non-talking parts.)
23. Spend some time alone. (Your friends will appreciate it.)
24. Open your arms to change(, and your palms to spare change), but don't let go of your values.
25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer(, especially if the question is "Any volunteers?")
26. Read more books and watch less TV(, or compromise and read more TV Guide).
27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time. (But you'll probably have a better retirement fund if you live a bad, dishonorable life.)
28. Trust in God but lock your car. (Although God could probably get into your car if He really wanted to.)
29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home. (Kill your family if they don't cooperate.)
30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past(, like you did last spring, and don't you dare deny it. Maybe you don't remember how you're always bringing up the past, but I do!)
31. Read between the lines.(31.5. For example, read this.)
32. Share your knowledge. (Pontificate every chance you get. Stop strangers to give them helpful grooming advice.) It's a way to achieve immortality(, at least until they perfect cloning).
33. Be gentle with the earth. (Oh come on. The Earth is old enough to take care of herself.)
34. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it. (But every now and then God gets a little tired of people always pestering Him for things -- especially when He's just rented a video and settled down with a bucket of popcorn -- so He'll fling a meteor at the next whiner who bothers Him.)
35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered. (For example, if your boss comes up to you and says, "Larry, this is an _excellent_ report that you wrote. I'm putting you on the top of the list for the next promotion", don't interrupt to point out that Bob wrote it.)
36. Mind your own business. (But the president's sex life _is_ my business.)
37. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss them. (It's called cringing. They always do it with me.)
38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before(, like school).
39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction. (Well, that and all the stuff you can buy.)
40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck. (When I was four years old, I wanted panda fur and scales down my back like a stegosaurus. I still do.)
41. Learn the rules then break some. (Start simple. Begin by breaking the Infield Fly Rule and work your way up to breaking the Second Law of Thermodynamics.)
42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other. (For example, I love money more than I actually need it.)
43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. (Keep a balance book with two columns: "gains"/"losses")
44. Remember that your character is your destiny. (Uh-oh.)
45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon(, but if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen -- or else sweat heavily and use potholders)

They made me giggle. 

So there is a certain someone who is going to read this blog, and is a recent reader of it and think "Why aren't you blogging about me?" And the truth is, I do blog about you. I just like to keep a lot of actual people anonymous in my blog. Don't feel disheartened. I still think you're cool, now you're just anonymous and cool. 

So I Can't really think of anything to blog about. Besides my new bras (: (: (: (: (:

So here are some things that I've thought about or found...

There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is generally adopted. [...] They are like sheep following the bellwether just as he leads them. They would sooner die than think."
(Arthur Schopenhauer in Parerga.) 

I was thinking a bout the quote on how "Silence is golden" and it's not. It's actually really dumb. Like when you are being denied of your rights legally but even as a person, or when people are killed or when you are confronted with any other injustice, this is the stupidest thing to do. Therefore silence is silver but to speak up is golden. Because Silver is second best to gold, right?

Boot's and Boys.

Warning: This blog contains partial nudity in the images of women in their underwear. Reader be warned.






Actually Bras.
To be specific I'm going to talk about the bras that I like. Why?
Because I've gotten three NEW bras in the past three days. That's like a bra a day.
Oh my gosh they should make like a "Bra Society" (Kim Kardashian has a "Shoe Society" and that's where for forty dollars a month they will send you CRAZY high heels. I'm going to join. SOmeday.) Anyway, Bra society where I get a new bra in the mail. I would be so happy. Especially if it came with matching underwear. ANYWAY.
So I used to absolutely LOVE (and right now i'm talking about the bra's at Aerie) The Ella Gel
Visual example here...

So yeah, pretty much I love this bra because it gives you all of the push up and even chest grabbing softness without having any inserts or really looking like you're faking anyone out with like five inches of padding. Because there isn't any real padding it's just a lot of soft push up. 

BUT I HAVE  A NEW FAVORITE BRA!

Let me introduce the 

JULIET BALCONETTE.

This is the god of all bras. Atleast for me. Because every woman, or bra wearing man or whatever you are desrves a bra that makes them feel pretty. And damn. This bra makes me feel like AH-MAZING. Like Hot Dayyuuummm. Check her OUT! 

Why does this one that doesn't really have any padding make me feel so pretty? 

Well it has this dainty quality to it. It's dainty and makes me feel dainty, and it just kinda holds the girls there, in place like they're on a pedestal. I just feel so pretty  ^-^ 

But while Aerie is my go to place for sweet pretty dainty underwear I usually go to Vickys otherwise known as Victorias Secret. That store is God. Literally, God. This store has EVERYTHING. Body wash, EVERY HAIR PRODUCT YOU WILL EVER NEED, body spray, perfume, laundry detergent, dryer sheets, edible body icing (chocolate flavor), makeup, Jeans, shirts, pajamas, suits, shoes, bras, underwear, beach wear, work out clothes, swim wear, EVEN MENS BODY WASH AND COLOGNE, AND AFTER SHAVE, school supplies, luggage. UGH. EVERYTHING <3 

But there I LOVE their BombShell Bra. I know how earlier i said that I don't like five inches of padding in my bras, but this isn't just padding this is a WHOLE NEW CUPSIZE all together. It makes you go from an A to a B, a B to a C, a C to a D and so on. It's magical. 

In that Image is Adriana Lima. She's so fricken hot. If I could make myself look like anyone it would be her. 

Dear lord, is this blog getting hot? Or is it just me? Just kidding. That's kinda gross. I just think she's pretty. 

^^ that's like Victoria's secret version of the Ella Gel.

But really, any bra with lace is good enough for me.


So this was my blog about bras. I lvoe them. I love underwear and all things that are underneath clothes...
Well no. I just like underwear.

This is my wannabe tumblr blog.

^^ I need that to be my first tattoo.


Fuck. Yes.


Seriously. I should just get a tumblr. No one would really follow me though,. Maybe.

It's the little things that matter.

Remember Myspace?
Well, remember how everyone was Name-Something. I'll use myself as an example.
For a long time I was morganxmoshpit. and then morganxmesosphere. And sydnee was sydneexstratospere. And we were pretty much the shit because of it. Haha, we were so creative.
Here's some nice visual words.

<lololol
LOLOLOLOLOL
^^ BEST PRODUCT PLACEMENT. EVER.





And with that, I bid you all adeu. Bon nuit mon amis. Bon nuit mon amore.

They say that true love hurts, Well this could almost kill me.

Shall I recap today's events of my own personal life? I think I will, just so you understand how watching crappy
fireworks, dancing in the rain, watching lightening, and simple texts made the last few hours of this night that much better.







So yeah. I was pretty much dead today. 
But somehow, I'm not quite sure how, I got up. I played sims. I controlled my life through there.
Needless to say I'm looking for a download that has white lanterns, for my sims wedding. I'm getting married now. Wahoo.
Thank you Sydnee Mae Alice Chipman for taking me out today, (unwashed, no makeup, (they may have been) dirty clothes, and all of the cheeriness that I had arrived with) I owe you my life. You are a wonderful being for loving me so dearly, and wonderfully and fixing me and just being there. Being the clear conscience that I can never truly find. I love you. I mean that. Really. You're my soul mate. Today you did your job. If Zeus wasn't a complete  asshole, he might have been happy with the job you did today. Or atleast  I think you did a good thing today. No. I know you did. So for being such a wonderful person, here is some visual praise and no it's not a shirtless hot male gender species. I think you'll like this much more better. <3



Alright. So what did sydnee mae alice chipman write a letter to me about a few years ago? well, I'm not even sure If I can truly decode it even, haha. It's really interesting though.

Morganza/Girlfriend/Morgan,
I love you. =] I am currently sitting in language arts and it's silent reading day. but i'm not reading because I don't have a book. I'm listening to Alkaline Trio and writing this. You know those sticky labels on water bottles? Yeah, I got one of those stuck on my forehead durring lunch. I was suddenly hyper. I think it's because it's sunny out and I was outside. So i had a sudden burst of energy. xD this note is pretty much pointless. I'm just rambling. I stole Beth's belt at lunch. It's the day of silence and the shirts  that the GSA sold are pretty . They're purple and green. Whenever I talk to someone who is participating I feel like I"m talking to my self or a brick wall. xD How are you feeling? I know you've been dealing with having a black uterus and it must be tough. Are the meds helping return it to its normal color? (What color is a uterus anyway?) Katie drew a line on my arm. In ceramics today I was covered in blue paint. Three different shades of blue! Back to the day of silence (this is my favorite part) I've realized that I've picked the wrong day to wear my "Boys like Girls" shirt, considering the day of silence is to honor homosexuals ( xD ) who have been silenced. xD Wow I'm stupid. Anyways, Adam sends his love and a love tap! =)
I love you,
Sydnee/your girlfriend/ sydnana. 

Isn't she just the greatest? Haha, makes me smile everytime. Here's what she wrote on the front of this note.

"People don't just hug naked"  "You're my safe harbor"  "Sleep deprived!" "H-e-l-l-o! Blasting through your stereo! K-i-t-t-y! Let me slip between your thighs!" "Torturing fictional characters" "Morgan has SO many husbands!" "Trusty alarm clock" "Roleplay addict" "Morgan Goes to rehab" "They told me to go to rehab but I said No no no!" "Holy haberdashery batman!" "Typos!" "YOU KILLED MY SUNNY D!" "Hug me!" "passionately!" "MORE PASSION!" "YOu know?" "Morgan shaves her arms" "I love you so much that I might be a lesbian" "Committing misdemeanors" "Breaking and entering;;" "LOVE TAP!" "Your eyebrows are (NOT) saucy!" "Writing conferences!" 
I think I got it all. *-Insert big grin-* Isn't she just liek the best person EVER? God. I love her. She's going to feel so special when she reads this blog.
And then I watched fireworks with her. And today she pretty much saved my life.
I was spiraling deeper and deeper into a depression that I don't think I was going to get out of to be honest.
I wanted to do nothing but sleep. Because if I wasn't sleeping, I was crying. I could still cry. But I wont' do that.
No, because if I did that then what would have today been for? What will tomorrow be for if I start to cry now?
I haven't slept, but that's okay because I slept until five today. So sleep can wait.
Thank you.

















So I'm good (or atleast I think I am) at writing small fragments that COULD sound like book quotes, and this is one that I thought of today that I'm going to work into the story that I'm currently writing. A good friend of mine inspired this.


Instinct number one. I wanted to Pick it up. 
Instinct number two.I wanted  her to touch it. 
But because I was living and not surviving my instincts took a backeast to my common sense, 
and my common sense said to look at her face. She looked disgusted. So I decided to leave it alone.


I like this fragment,and i think I know how i want to work it in.
So that is all for this morning? Hm. Two am. Almost. I feel so awake.