Super (Nerdy) Cool Things. (Products.)

There is a plant called False Unicorn.


It is an herb that is used as a sexual stimulant.
I think that that is fucking rad.
Seriously.
Like
"Hey foxy lady, I just took some False Unicorn and now I'm ready to get it ooonnnnnnn."
And the girl would be alll.
"Wtf. I don't like guys on drugs."
End of story (:

Also here are some awesomely nerdy Products :D
Some of which I desperately WANT.



I thought of my biology teacher when I saw these

A Gift Box of Mini Plush Microbes. 
What better way to say I love you than with these cuties? 

Periodic Rings

Made of : Silver, Platinum, and Gold, Clever.

Those things are the shit. Seriously. Knock some bitches down with these on my fists.

THOSE ARE THE BEST. EVER.

I FUCKING NEED THEM.

NINJA STAR PUSH PINS.

'Nuff said.

Freudian Slippers

Don't put your foot in your mouth by uttering a Freudian Slip, instead slip your feet into these Freudian Slippers for the ultimate foot therapy session
;)

 360° Electrical Outlet

Never again will I ever have problems. 

LED Umbrella

Fuck Yeah.

I Love 

Napoleon Dynamite

8-Bit Oven Mitt

I would feel so cool taking cookies out of the oven with this.

I once had a friend tell me that pocket protectors weren't cool.

I think that a pocket protector flask is pretty badass if you ask me.

Scrabble Keyboard.

I have a friend who I think would really like this.

Actually I know a few people who might really like this.

And Playing online scrabble with this would be fricken awesome.

Instant Noodle Perfecting Timer

I am so happy.

I never have to leave my room now.

Noodles cooked perfectly all the time. 

<3

It's called the BookBook Laptop Case.

I think I can die happy now.

It's 79.99-99.99 moneys.

I will have it someday.

 

I am a wuss.

I'm a wuss. Simply put.
Tonight I am graced with an empty house all to myself (Actually, I HATE being alone. And os if your reading this and it's still August 20, 2011 You should come over. Please.)
So empty house I decide to play some video games to just engulf myself into and try not to notice that I'm so alone.
Did not work.
Why?
Because the game I decide to play first: Silent Hill 2.
That game is fricken scary. I seriously couldn't get past the intro. I took it out after that.
And then being the baddass mutha fucca that I am
I played Devil may Cry 2.
(Why do I have only the sequels of games?)
And I cannot for the life of me get past the second mission thing of that game.
Fricken witch looking things.
And then I don't know I started thinking about silent hill and how mad I was for those dumb witches.
And So here I am.
Being a wuss.
Not owning up to my own gamer status (I don't have one...)
Ugh.

Oh my gosh.
My dreams are getting fricken weird.
Like I woke up crying.
Tears streaming down mah' face.
here's how it happened.

In my dream....

So I was a fairy or something. And I was with my aunt erika and my cousin faith and we were walking out of an art museum and there were people after me and I wanted to keep them safe so I ran a different way and this girl who was also a fairy was helping me (even though later i find out she was trying to decieve me, but she felt bad and ended up sacrificing herself so that I wouldn't die.) and when she did that all of these sunflowers turned red.
And then It was years later and I go into this fairy house thing and it's a museum only for me about me and all of the things that i have done to make these scary people come after me and why they're coming after me (I still don't know)
and I saw the red sunflowers taped to the wall and I started crying because I was sad that lots of people were dying because of me. And then I left the building and idk. I woke up.

It was weird.
I woke up with just soaked eyes.
Sad sad sad.

(P.S: Red sunflowers are MY FAVORITE! They're called Moulin Rouge Sunflowers.)



Well,
 Ijust love sunflowers.
Period.

Waking up at six am.

So I woke up like twelve times last night. (Twelve is an exxageration. It was more like three times.)
The first time was because I had an extremely weird dream.
I don't remember it very well except that I was standing on a tractor in a small old shed and there were holes in it and my aunt was by one of the holes, and there was this Large man chasing me because he was trying to kill a parakeet that was mine And my bird hid under the tractor and the large man came and started to roll the tractor back and forth trying to crush it :( And just as he was about to get it I woke up about to scream "No!"
Haha because sometimes I say things in my sleep, and I woke up going "Noo..." Like it could have been loud but it died in my mouth and my arm was outstretched above my head about to grab... something? The man? hah I don't know.
It was a scary dream.
And then I went back to sleep and was woken up by my father at like five am telling me that he bought me a computer.
(Oh my god. He bought me a computer!)
And it looks like this:




I love HP. :)

Anyway. So then I fell back asleep and I had a fricken weird dream again. But all I remember is kissing someone. And they were good kissers. That's fo' sho'.

And then I woke up because I was too hot. ( HAHHAHAHAHAH.)
And fell back asleep AGAIN. And dreamed about this kid named Cosmo.
He like came and got me from my house and we drove into this water park where there was a giant blow up water slide that had a 90 degree , 90 feet high drop. And just watching kids go down it made me scared and my stomach floppy. And he dropped his car off to have it cleaned because we were going on a trip or something and I saw my mom and I went and said hi and then when I came back I could tell something was wrong with cosmo, because he was reallyyy sad. And then I had another realization and said to him "We never made plans to hang out today, did we?"
and he's all "No. I just came and picked you up."
And then I asked him what was wrong, and he got all moody and silent and idk he was about to tell me something really important that was bothering him, but I woke up because I had to pee.
And thus ends my almost sleepless night.

Why Nerds Are Worth It.

*I found this nice little thing online. 

In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.

1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they're well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I've never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.

2.) They're useful. In this tech-savvy world, it's great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.

3.) They're more romantic than they're given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like 'em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like 'em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

5.) They've got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it'll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they're more attentive than guys who have more options. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they'll likely have mental lists of all the things they'd love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.

7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I'm not really familiar with this myself, but I've friends who've been intimate with geek guys and it's raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.

8.) They're relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you're not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?

9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won't have to worry much about your geek guy getting his groove on with club hotties because, frankly, he'll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won't have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he'll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I've seen this happen.
Me: "Eww. Victoria Secret's Models... They're so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!"
Geek Guy: "ooooooo..."
Me: "Hey!" *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: "What?"
Me: "Never mind..."

10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you'll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he'll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn't want to go someplace with you, you won't have to worry much about what he's up to. You'll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It's ok. He's used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.

11.) His friends aren't jerks. I can't stress this enough. You'll more likely get "Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?! than "Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on..." They're awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).

12.) They're rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won't care. He does too! They won't get pissy if you don't wear make-up or don't want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won't try their best to make you feel like crap.

13.) They're usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won't have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he'll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...

14.) You'll almost never have to hear, "Yaw dawg whazzap!!" plop out of their mouths. Unless it's in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get wasted, so you won't have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...

15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that's a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than "DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!" Believe me.

If you could accomplish one thing on your bucket list what would it be?

I feel that "If you could accomplish one thing before you died what would it be?" is a much better question.
I asked a few people this question today, and the answers I received today were:

"I want to visit the northeast part of the U.S. Like Maine, New York, Vermont. .. I will visit there someday."


"I just want to be happy every day. Live it like it's my last. And why not?"


And why not indeed.

Road trip: MacK­er­richer State Park

I'm not going there now.
But I will go there.
What's so great about this place?
Besides that  it is in California
they have a place called Glass Beach.
Sounds dangerous, I know.
But it's so absolutely beautiful.


















I will have the greatest sea glass collection. Ever.

This park is near Fort Bragg, California.  It is abun­dant in sea glass cre­ated from years of dump­ing garbage into an area of coast­line near the north­ern part of the town. Sad.


It interests me how something so absolutely beautiful is created from something so hideously horrendous.

Straight Edge Mo'Fo'.

Straight Edge

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Originated from the punkrock/hardcore scene. The philosophy/life-choice that humans should have strength, pride, dignity, honor, and self respect; that they shouldn't engage in activities that are a disgrace to their minds and bodies. (such as ingesting and/or becoming addicted to harmful substances for fun, lying and/or being two-faced, and sharing your body sexually with another person when there isn't even a true emotional bond there) I'm straight edge you fuck, so no I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs. So yeah. I was on facebook today and this is what I saw And I wanted to commence puking. I'm not saying that I completely look down upon underage drinking, smoking,  illicit drug use; I'm just saying that it's not for me and I personally don't go around screaming to the world "I DON'T DO DRUGS MUTHA FUCCAS!"  Also I don't go around dissing it either, I mean it's not my life so not my choice, although if you asked me personally about it I would clearly state that No. I do not do drugs, nor do I drink, or anything otherwise thank you very much.  So, in retrospect why should these people be doing the same? If someone chooses to be sober during a gathering of be it two people or more why should you look down upon their choice, if they do not look down upon yours?  I'm just saying that it's ridiculous not only to put down someones personal decision, but also to promote something that is physically harming to oneself. (But even so with that said, it's your life not mine. make your own decisions, just make sure that they are the right ones for yourself, keeping safety of yourself in mind also.) I'm a ton of fun. Without alcohol. Without drugs. And on top of that I can usually clearly remember the fun I was having.  Onto other topics! Watch this AWESOME VIDEO~ That's all i have to say besides that I was drawing earlier and tossing wads of paper at my cat (he really enjoys wads of paper) and I tried to tease him with a strip of paper (I don't cut my cats claws, because he's never had it done, and he's old. So yeah; also he's a wild outdoor cat so he needs them for protection) and he got me in my middle finger, and thumb. I bled. A lot.