Hallucinate like your on lsd say what?!

So yeah, you can have the feeling of being on drugs without actually doing drugs,
so yeah you can unfriend that creepy guy everyone calls "lsdeasy" because you don't have to buy drugs from him now!

Here's what you need.
a radio of some sort
headphones
ping pong balls
tape.

Here's what you do.

Step 1: Turn the radio to a station with just white noise (static), and put on your headphones.

Step 2: Cut the ping-pong ball in half and tape each half over your eyes.

Step 3: Turn the red light so it's facing your eyes.

Step 4: Sit there for at least a half an hour.

Step 5: Follow Ben Franklin and your new friend, Harold the unicorn, into the gumdrop forest, and live happily ever after.

How Does It Work?

It's called the Ganzfeld effect, and it works by blocking out most of the signals that go to your brain. It's the same kind of effect you get when looking into a soft light for a while and lose vision, except at a larger scale.

The sound of the white noise and the light from the outside of the ping pong ball are eventually ignored by your brain. With all those signals out of the picture, your brain has to create its own, and this is where the hallucinations come in. We can't guarantee they won't involve, say scary ghosts, and zombies that will try to eat your brains and genitalia, but that's the risk you're going to have to take.